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Feb 9, 2008 15:09:08 GMT
Post by akido on Feb 9, 2008 15:09:08 GMT
Simple funniness - post a random, inspiration, funny or just weird quote you know.
One just for you Ems, "Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't." - Roddy Cameron
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Feb 15, 2008 14:49:22 GMT
Post by littlemiss on Feb 15, 2008 14:49:22 GMT
"I see you've been Galindafied. Toss, toss." ~ Fiyero from Wicked the Musical talking to Elphaba while tossing his hair!
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Feb 15, 2008 17:21:03 GMT
Post by akido on Feb 15, 2008 17:21:03 GMT
ROLF
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Feb 17, 2008 21:47:51 GMT
Post by littlemiss on Feb 17, 2008 21:47:51 GMT
Indeed!
"Human blunders, usually, do more to shape history than human wickedness." ~ A.J.P. Taylor
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Feb 18, 2008 14:27:24 GMT
Post by littlemiss on Feb 18, 2008 14:27:24 GMT
"For white people the sky is the limit. For black people the limit is the sky." ~ Chris Rock
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Feb 23, 2008 20:25:31 GMT
Post by akido on Feb 23, 2008 20:25:31 GMT
"There is no such thing as a free lunch!" - Milton Friedman
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Mar 7, 2008 13:16:30 GMT
Post by littlemiss on Mar 7, 2008 13:16:30 GMT
"Rien n'est vrai que ce qu'on ne dit pas. Nothing is true except that which is unsaid." ~ Jean Anouilh
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Mar 20, 2008 16:29:42 GMT
Post by akido on Mar 20, 2008 16:29:42 GMT
(DS Hathaway had been cajoled into clubbing with some old friends one night, and had to work the next day. He arrives at the fresh murder scene before his boss, who rolls in and greets him with...)
DCI Lewis: Good night?
DS Hathaway: Eyes hurt, skin hurts, tongue too big for mouth.
DCI Lewis: That's a good night.
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Mar 28, 2008 15:16:39 GMT
Post by littlemiss on Mar 28, 2008 15:16:39 GMT
From Six Feet Under
Nate: You lost $25,000, that's just gone!
Ruth: I suppose it still exists. It's just not mine anymore.
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Apr 15, 2008 13:47:12 GMT
Post by akido on Apr 15, 2008 13:47:12 GMT
From "Around The World In 80 Days"
Phileas: You really think we can do this? Passpartout: Yes. Phileas: Yes. YES!! You're mad, we'll be sliced to pieces before we reach India!
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Apr 15, 2008 13:48:22 GMT
Post by akido on Apr 15, 2008 13:48:22 GMT
From "Around The World In 80 Days" (again!!)
Monique: Landing gear?
Phileas: That would've been an excellent again!
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Apr 16, 2008 8:58:50 GMT
Post by littlemiss on Apr 16, 2008 8:58:50 GMT
Both by Edward Young, an English Poet and playwright.
"Procrastination is the thief of time."
"The course of Nature is the art of God."
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Feb 8, 2009 22:07:58 GMT
Post by akido on Feb 8, 2009 22:07:58 GMT
"Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?" - leg-end Capt. Jack Sparrow.
Savvy?
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Feb 10, 2009 21:06:15 GMT
Post by littlemiss on Feb 10, 2009 21:06:15 GMT
“Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken.” ~ Isabel Allende
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Mar 30, 2009 22:34:53 GMT
Post by littlemiss on Mar 30, 2009 22:34:53 GMT
From the Webcomic Vampirates!
Scene happens after Murphy has ripped duct tape off of Ira's bearded face. *Riiiipppp!!!* Ira: Censored!! Murphy: I won't lie to you. That was extremely satisfying.
Later in the same place and same chacaters.
Murphy: Yeah Hassan told me all about you too. Namely telling when you are lying. Ira: Let me guess. Does it coincide with when my mouth is moving? Murphy: See your not so dumb for a guy locked in a freezer.
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